Tom Coughlin looks exactly like the neighbor who is very invested in kids staying off his yard.
— Rob Lowe (@RobLowe) September 15, 2013
Strangest thing ever said to me on a red carpet: "I like your chicken." #wizardofoz75
— Molly Ringwald (@MollyRingwald) September 15, 2013
"Tick, tick, tick, fucker..."- My Forties
— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) September 15, 2013
At the airport sitting on the floor waiting for the check in desk to open. I have over allowed for traffic yet again. Binty is NOT happy. GN
— Gary Numan Official (@numanofficial) September 14, 2013
I pray Rosie O'Donnell's learning how to twerk for the next Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards.
— julie brown (@missjuliebrown) September 14, 2013
"Would you rather eat a steak, or eat a plate full of snot?" -- my daughter, testing the limits of my vegetarianism
— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) September 14, 2013
I got my toys fixed y'all,, 2 go kartz 2 mopeds and my bike,,,,I got one of the fastest street bikes ever made pic.twitter.com/T3keq98Bj3
— William J. Drayton (@FlavorFlav) September 13, 2013
1 of my fave moments filming A2 was after we shot this our director said "what a couple of aholes" ha pic.twitter.com/PK384M9FWM
— christina applegate (@1capplegate) September 13, 2013
Shit gets really real in airport bars...
— johnette napolitano (@therealjohnette) September 13, 2013
@insaneClownPosse totally keeping Faygo in business ..It's a wonder why Faygo corp hasn't given ICP stock. IPO for the juggalos
— Chuck D (@MrChuckD) September 13, 2013
My @xoBetseyJohnson dress! My signature limited edition #Rickenbacker ! My Louis XIV hairdo? #TBT #The80s pic.twitter.com/E13IIedmgL
— Susanna Hoffs (@SusannaHoffs) September 12, 2013
My son Harper just proposed to his partner Joe from... a helicopter! Of course the answer was Yes :) pic.twitter.com/BqyLnkCA7c
— Thomas Dolby (@ThomasDolby) September 12, 2013