No matter how many times I told this young man that the job has been taken, he kept sticking his tongue out. pic.twitter.com/LQjm7wyBgo
— Gene Simmons (@genesimmons) July 28, 2013
Fun game: If you’re on “Jeopardy” begin all of your questions will “Pray tell…” and see how long it takes before Alex Trebek strangles you.
— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) July 28, 2013
At #mixtapefestival, walked out of catering and heard my name being screamed. I turned to wave- they were screaming for @JoeJonas #toughday
— Joey McIntyre (@joeymcintyre) July 28, 2013
I walked past @bjork in New York but she avoided my gaze and so I whispered 'Tree Frog' and chuckled to myself!
— boygeorge (@BoyGeorge) July 27, 2013
Watch out - another artist has seen the culk pic.twitter.com/sfridZif3M
— John Cusack (@johncusack) July 27, 2013
The 80's. When the hair was almost as big as the guitar. #TBT pic.twitter.com/cFQnUHA6Vl
— Susanna Hoffs (@SusannaHoffs) July 26, 2013
Spent my first royalty check on one of these, maybe even the same year as this one! I was 21 & spontaneous:) pic.twitter.com/kYFb3OtdxA
— MichaelSweet Stryper (@michaelhsweet) July 25, 2013
#Trollfoot 'n Sunny BHCA http://t.co/e5s474f9wM
— Danny DeVito (@DannyDeVito) July 25, 2013
we've got a sign now, we're official #nightranger @nightranger pic.twitter.com/jLRhQF38N9
— Jack Blades (@JackBlades) July 25, 2013
It's like my grandfather used to say when I was a kid, "Work hard, pay your taxes, enjoy life, and don't text pictures of your dick."
— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) July 25, 2013
People who transport bad songs across state lines should be prosecuted 4 "distributing stupidity" to the public. Do we have laws for this?
— Perry Farrell (@perryfarrell) July 25, 2013
Forgot.... Graffiti from another walk a while back. Made me laugh.... pic.twitter.com/zhbGMur7Y9
— Belinda Carlisle (@belindaofficial) July 25, 2013
No T in fool! Apart from the Spanish way 'tonto' Don’t speak Spanish, just learned fool in every language, so I can pity them wherever I go.
— Mr. T (@MrT) July 25, 2013
Meetings this morning for my Christmas musical. Full speed ahead for off-Broadway run this holiday season! Fingers crossed! This show rocks!
— Dee Snider (@deesnider) July 25, 2013
They got my name wrong on the concert poster. Do I care? #airportmalaga pic.twitter.com/Dc5OgCL7Yr
— Bryan Adams (@bryanadams) July 23, 2013
I don't need Emmy nods. I have a PERFECT SCORE on mutha-effin' Rock Band! Medium setting! I resign from show business! I am a Golden God!
— Rob Lowe (@RobLowe) July 23, 2013
