I wish I was drinking when I decided to do Celebrity Wife Swap. I would have something to blame it on!
— Rowdy Roddy Piper (@R_Roddy_Piper) June 24, 2013
two vets. epic tools of their trade. Made from free range Kobe beef cows. when the game ends. you can eat it. c http://t.co/B6xwcf8j9P
— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) June 24, 2013
I have more dings than a surfboard.
— johnette napolitano (@therealjohnette) June 23, 2013
Crazy expensive cab ride to venue from airport w driver playing this urban drivel thinking the black guy in the back digs it.
— Chuck D (@MrChuckD) June 22, 2013
#Trollfoot Jacaranda Rocks http://t.co/OcRDa5lQ2C
— Danny DeVito (@DannyDeVito) June 22, 2013
Went in the studio yesterday 2 record a song Warren had written. When lyrics happen that easy it's all good. Amazing RATT song, finish soon
— STEPHEN PEARCY (@StephenEPearcy) June 22, 2013
Remember kids, read a book a week. pic.twitter.com/Vxl8aAZH4V
— Gene Simmons (@genesimmons) June 22, 2013
Me n a few @CoreysAngels and a few @Playboy girls heading out 4 a nite on the town. I LOVE LA!! pic.twitter.com/Kr9cmrPVrH
— Corey Feldman (@Corey_Feldman) June 22, 2013
Don't get me wrong. My hair in '88-89 was a tragedy for the ages. But it was BIG party in the front and BIG party in the back. #notamullet
— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) June 22, 2013
Did you know that thirty years ago this week "The Safety Dance" first appeared on Billboard's Hot 100 chart?... http://t.co/9jE9NtuqMf
— Men Without Hats (@MenWithoutHats1) June 22, 2013
When I was a kid, people actually said "Sock it to me." I still don't know what it means.
— Susanna Hoffs (@SusannaHoffs) June 22, 2013
Is it the longest day today? I mean, I got up at seven, and I'm ready to go to bed now at a quarter to two.
— Simon Le Bon (@SimonJCLeBON) June 21, 2013
