Flying CarDude, this is a flying car. I actually had a dream about this once where I was driving along and then all of a sudden I had a sudden need to escape pursuers and VOILA! My car had wings and I took flight. This is for people who need to make a quick getaway or who like their vehicles to perform more than one transportation service. In-flight peanuts are up to you.
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The Inspiration ArchipodThis is for all the overworked, run down, just looking for one freaking moment of silence! type people in your life. Originally I thought this was some sort of space pod that transported you to another dimension but actually it's an onion house with shingles that sits in your backyard. Mine would be reinforced with corrugated steel and guard dogs to prevent wayward children from slipping inside to disturb my "peace."
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Adams Family Pinball MachineBasically one of the best pinball games ever! Every year I tell myself I'll save enough to get one, and every year they just get more expensive. Damn it.
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The International Guild Of Professional ButlersI'm not saying you actually BUY a butler. Tha
t would be wrong. I'm just saying I wouldn't mind someone else answering the door, doing the laundry, and running my errands, that's all. Oh, and if someone could unwrap each chocolate kiss before I pop it into my mouth that would be super duper.
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Light CycleThis is for all the middle-aged guys who took a beating back in the '80s for telling the whole class how awesome Tron was and then were summarily pummeled by angry bullies. You have been vindicated. If you have a boatload of extra cash you too can roll up in this rockin' Tron cycle and watch those bullies (who are now bald AND poor) try to scrape their jaws off the floor. It helps if you have the light up leather suit.
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