Big Stud... And Not That Hunky Guy In Your Math Class -- Culture Brats

Yeah, yeah, what goes around comes around and that goes double for fashion. But especially with '80s fashion: so big in its own right, you can't just repeat the same old, same old... You've got to modernize it. Say it with me, "Mod-er-nize!" Or failing that, let's make it bigger than ever!

*sigh*

I actually like a good stud (bad boy or accessory) but some things should be done in moderation.

Hmmm, which is worse, the crop circle theme or the metal nipples (mipples)?

You know what I was missing from my leggings? Skin divots.

Eve-Ah! (Wall-E caught sneaking around with a new compacter. An E! exclusive.)

I'm sorry, robot models in wind tunnels are just not an appealing ad campaign. Although I do trust I'll be able to deflect bullets with that jacket in the future war.

Never lose your Transformers schematics again.

And last but not least... country western gone BADASS!